I want the NBA back, not because I'm tired of reading comments about San Antonio Spurs' Tony Parker being a top-five point guard (he's not) or Gary Neal being any better then an 8th or 9th man on a team (he won't be). It's because NBA players want to be rappers. I give you exhibit 997:
That's Los Angeles Clippers' Jamario Moon aka J. Lunar. This is 90% awful. I say 90%, because as the guys at The Basketball Jones point out, J. Lunar is a pretty good name for a guy with the last name moon. Everything else is awful. I couldn't even finish the entire video. Here's hoping the players and owners get something resolved soon, if not today.